Feast of Fools.net - Let's Learn English Together - 05.18.05
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Learn English the Feast of Fools way! Fausto and Marc celebrate their brand new listener "Da" from Spain by talking trash about Ryan Seacrest, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton's mother, broken penises, right-wing spam, and a special phone call from FOF megafan PuffyBlubberCunt.
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This week: Live coverage of the final Star Wars movie, with Triumph-inspired conversations with Sci-fi fans waiting in line just to see the last mega-film George Lucas says he will ever make.
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Comments
I hate you and I'm never going to listen to you again!
hrmph!
Said by: Mike Hipp at May 18, 2005 06:12 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
h aha
Said by: John M. at May 18, 2005 06:28 AM
Hi Fausto,
I love your show. You should have a TV show-I think it'd be awesome. Thanks for putting forth all the effort and time it takes to do this show. I appreciate it.
~Jason Peterson
Said by: Jason Peterson at May 18, 2005 08:39 AM
Such Good Little Listeners we are.... posting comments ;) I personally love the FOF so much that I decided to circumcise a baby boy and carve FOF in his penis where the foreskins used to be. Isen't that sweet? So what do you kiddies like about the FOF? What makes you all puffy down there? =D
Said by: PuffyBlubberCunt at May 18, 2005 10:10 AM
..a baby boy.. that's too funny!
Said by: Mike at May 18, 2005 10:25 AM
Kim Jong Il. He's always photographed with a smile on his face.
Said by: Wanda Wisdom at May 18, 2005 01:17 PM
(Merv Griffin oooh) Oooooooh! A human sacrifice! You know I've finally made it when our megafans start mutilating young men in the name of the mighty crystal skull!
One time I ate a big pulled pork sandwich when I was thinking about all the carnage, and then I took off my shirt and put the sandwich all over my chest, then I got off because the spicy bbq sauce got my nipples all chafed.
Repeat after me: LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY ANCIENT CRYSTAL SKULL. LONG LIVE THE MIGHT ANCIENT CRYSTAL SKULL. LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY ANCIENT CRYSTAL SKULL.
I have a bad cold today.
Said by: Fausto at May 18, 2005 01:56 PM
Great Show today - thanks Faust&Mark, enjoy the new star wars flick ! i heard GL maybe doing a tv series soon which might be cool. I have a request of a show I'd love to hear again it was the one where you and Madge went to a lesbian convention (a few months back) during the Madge "On The Road' days - I can't remember if it was a Feast show or a yeast show ? love to hear it again though.
Said by: Lou Cratts at May 18, 2005 02:37 PM
Your wish is my command Lou. Listen to tomorrow's show. Its a replay of "Excellent Lesbian Adventure" where me, my sister Talia and Madge all go to the Lesbian Community Cancer Project's annual gala event, with some of the worlds "Largest Lesbians."
Said by: Fausto Fernos at May 18, 2005 11:04 PM
I agree with Marc, Fausto, the Jesus Christ Superstar song for the news is too long. Something about half that length would be better.
And Ryan Seacrest, mmm. Whoever recruited him should get a raise ;)
More Spanish to learn: Que se joda Bush! Fuck Bush! (at least that's what a friend in Mexico said that they say in Ethpana)
Said by: adbak at May 20, 2005 09:38 AM
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