Victoria Lamarr and I were both getting hot for this guy in the movie and then we noticed his resemblance to Madge! Talk about being cockblocked.

Said by: Marc Felion at September 22, 2005 03:05 AM

I think Marc has a very soothing voice and The Flaming Blue guy as a very upbeat voice. Nice combo.

Said by: calvleo at September 22, 2005 05:45 AM

Hiya Fausto, Marc and Victoria.... thank you for the shoutout for me and hipperspective today on your show. I get so hard when I hear my name through my little Dell DJ earbuds!

Okay.... here's me letting it all hang out. While I am, now, what is called strawberry blonde, I used to be carrot top red. The hair has lightened through the years, but I am loath to give up the sense of victimhood that goes along with being red headed. Can you blame me? I want to be special!

I refuse to talk about my pubes on a comment forum though... that I will save for a more personal conversation at a later time.

Love the show... love it love it love it....oh and Marc has a soft sexy voice that isn't as loud as Fausto's

Said by: mike hipp at September 22, 2005 07:08 AM

I thought George Grant's anti-masturbation advice sounded familiar. When he mentioned the Book of Mormon, it all became clear. Mormon boys are so victimized by this. I know I was. If you know any Mormons, please let them know that masturbation is a good thing and tell them to try to masturbate as much as possible. You will be doing them a favor by undoing all the negative bullshit their religion creates around this wonderful and harmless activity.

Said by: Chris Garcia at September 22, 2005 12:48 PM

Oh, dear ! I think I have to set the record straight on this one. The so-called practical advice to overcome the urge to masturbate was meant as joke !! I don´t think anybody can really overcome it and wants to for that matter. I found this little curious piece of religious brainwashing on the internet. The Council of the 12 Apostles recommends the listed techniques to its male followers. Mind you, the ones I mentioned are only an excerpt of an extremely long list. There are many more. It appears as if the council has not reached the interlectual level of the Middle Ages yet.

Said by: George Grant at September 22, 2005 02:31 PM

Oh George, I was reading your comment above and imagining that sleek, sexy voice of yours. So soothing, like a back-door petunia, over ice. Anyways, Weinstein's love child is hot. Should we e-mail him and let him know he's half-lesbian?

Said by: Brandon at September 22, 2005 02:54 PM

I like to teach by example. Any mormon college evangelists who come to visit me I always offer them a demonstration.

Jesus: "Let any man knock on my door and I will cum into him." MATTHEWS 3:16

Said by: Fausto at September 22, 2005 03:10 PM

Brandon, I think that would be a lovely idea. We talked to Charlie David (new gay tv show Dante's Cove) and Bryan Kirkwood (he plays the hot guy Jake in the HellBent slasher film) and they were charming and sexy as hell!

Stay tuned for that mess of fun...

Said by: Fausto at September 23, 2005 12:07 AM

I'd eat that ass, even though I am a broated chinese resbian.

Said by: MaDgE at September 23, 2005 10:22 AM

Is it considered masturbation when you have sex with someone who looks a LOT like you?

Said by: Fausto at September 23, 2005 11:20 AM

George, I must tell you how fabulous your contributions to Feastof Fools.net are! I am thoroughly impressed by their aesthetic and comedic power! They make my jaw drop. You make FOF an even more special pleasure to listen to! Thanks so much for producing these fabulous reports!

Said by: Patricia at September 24, 2005 05:04 PM

you guys are so cool. i love listening to your podcast, its awsome. you guys should totally come to Gay Bingo when you are in the neighborhood. its so much fun, its in South Norwalk CT. anyhoo, stay sweet

Said by: Zach at September 24, 2005 10:37 PM

I am quite overwhelmed by the kind words and support I have received from the listeners of the Feast of Fools. I would like to take the opportunity to tell you that I am thoroughly enjoying myself putting the News from Europe together and that I do appreciate your praise (Thank you very much Patricia. Your comment really means a lot to me !!). It gives me the opportunity to use my voice as a kind of instrument to criticize in a funny kind of way. Perhaps some day you all get the chance to put a face to the voice, when Mr. Fernos finally manages to upload the pictures I sent him ages ago !! In the meantime you have to make do with just the voice and a promise from me that there are more News from Europe coming your way.

Said by: George Grant at September 25, 2005 07:50 AM