FOF #479 - Learn How to Eat Things - 02.12.07

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For some reason,
Marc thought it would be a good idea to stage an intervention to teach Ronnie to learn how to eat sardines.

Why? Because it seems that sardines are actually very good for you, being one of the first things in the food chain in the sea they don't have mercury and are rich in nutrients.

For some reason, Marc is always trying to get people to eat things they don't want to eat. That's why we love him!

Join us today as we talk about the hazards of polar bears mating, Illinois' very own Obama comes IN of the closet into the Presidential race, why Hillary Clinton would make a fabulous running mate, blow-back from Anna Nicole Smith's videos and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy getting canceled.

We have mixed feelings when we learned that this would be the last season for the landmark TV show "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy." When I first saw the TV show I got a tear in my eye to finally see REAL gay men on television speaking honestly and openly about a wide range of topics.

Lesbians have Ellen, Rosie and Jay Leno, but we have no-one. Really.

We had made a request to interview Jai Rodriguez last fall but were rejected by his publicist. So we say screw you to the bi-turned-gay member of the group who is now out of a job. We're sure he'll be alright though, oh, but did we have fun cursing him out. I hope he gets a chance to hear it. I think he'll be amused.

The offer still stands for everyone else, including the real genius of the bunch, Ted Allen. Why he alone has taught many a gay men, suburban women and straight men to eat a wide range of dishes. Both hot and cold. Wonder if he could Ronnie to eat sardines? Marc thinks he could.

We are also contemplating having Carson Kressley be a permanent replacement for Victoria Lamarr. Phone home V-Mar!

The podcast that teaches you how to eat things- Feast of Fools.

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Comments

oh my god ronnie. u so sexy when u angry :P

Said by: Michael D. at February 12, 2007 03:05 AM

That was a lot of screaming so early on a Monday morning. Wow!

Said by: Jason Smith at February 12, 2007 06:08 AM

Great show as always Miss Ronnie, you put the ass in sassafraction!

I'll protect you from those evil australians and sardine eaters!

La boma atómica del podcasteo y su (how can I translate sassafraction?) COQUETATRACCIÓN!!!

Marc "Mr. Big" Felion and Fausto "Flaming Blue" Fernós, lo mejor de lo mejor!

Said by: Juan Jaime at February 12, 2007 08:02 AM

I can't remember when I have laughed so much during one episode. Miss Ronnie's rant about Jai was an instant FOF classic. Unfortunately, I was driving while I was listening to it, but fortunately, I didn't wreck.

I think that anybody who turns down an invitation to be interviewed on the FOF should be committed. Where else can you get instant exposure to thousands of listeners and tons of publicity for whatever you are doing at the time? If I were a now-famous or upcoming celebrity, they wouldn't have the chance to call me: I'd call THEM. Ok, I'd better quit gushing now.

Definitely one of the best shows ever! Keep up the great work!

Said by: David at February 12, 2007 10:33 AM

Great show guys. Thanks for the shoutouts! :-) Ronnie...Gyro? FANTASTIC! LOL!! I laughed my ass off every time you said that.

Said by: adam at February 12, 2007 11:32 AM

Another great show - Ronnie always cracks me up. Glad to see that you're using Youtube now. The Anna Nicole clip was a bit whacked - but fun stuff.

Keep it up :) - LOved how you recapped all the guests and where they're at now. You should a show on that - where are they now -and how FOF made their lives stellar.

Come to Toronto sometime :)

Said by: Iggy Sudarmojo at February 12, 2007 12:42 PM

I haven't had a chance to listen to the show yet, but I just felt compelled to tell you all... I need sex.

Thank you.
Puppy D

Said by: pup don at February 12, 2007 01:43 PM

a w e s o m e !

i think i'll have to listen to bloodhound gang's 'hooray for boobies' today in honor of Ronnie :)

Said by: james at February 12, 2007 01:46 PM

Ronnie, eat the fish. They really are good if you have them with crackers. My dad used to eat them with crackers, mustard and pepper. They make a really good snack that is high in protien and all the right oils.

But I thought it was funny you guys talking about childhood memories of eating food. Were I come from they eat a lot of fish, mostly raw. Anyway I had a friend over one night and my dad made southern fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, salad, a really good meal if you live in the US were my dad was raised. But my friend looked at it and thought WTF is that shit. But he liked it. So, Ronnie, EAT THE FISH!

Said by: Jonathan at February 12, 2007 01:52 PM

Oh My God!!! LOL! This show goes right up there with the ten hours for five inches rant. Ronnie is in rare form today. I've all but forgotten my need for sex after this one. I laughed so hard I almost pee'd. And I'm playing it out loud in the office and everyone is coming by my desk wondering what all the yelling is about. Ha ha ha.

Oh, and just so you know, Jai is pronounced the same as "Jay", but I kind of like Gyro better. :P

With all the love this puppy can muster in one sitting,
Puppy D

Said by: pup don at February 12, 2007 03:25 PM

I think it was 15 hours for 5 inches. I think we worked it out to 3hours per inch.

Said by: Marc at February 12, 2007 05:01 PM

Hey Guys (and Miss Ronnie),

Really enjoyed the show. Haven't laughed this much since the "Anal Jihad" comment a couples of months back.

Said by: Scotty at February 12, 2007 05:22 PM

I'm with everyone else... that was some seriously funny shit. I love when Ronnie gets Fausto laughing so hard he can't breathe. ;)

Not that I want Fausto to stop breathing or anything, of course-- just making myself clear there.

Can't wait for Paula Poundstone!!!

Said by: RcktMan at February 12, 2007 06:28 PM

Ya! I'm looking forward to Paula Poundstone too! Post that one early please.

Said by: Jason Smith at February 12, 2007 06:35 PM

I love it when you guys get on Fausto for being a fart master.

Said by: Jbo at February 12, 2007 06:52 PM

Ronnie has one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard from a woman. Damn. I think I'm still gay...

Oh wait, Fausto's sexy voice (ay Papi!) and the pic of naked Marc with the 'Emo-hide' covering the essentials. Oh yeah, baby. I AM gay. *sigh* Thanks for the 'validation' guys. Hehehe.

Said by: Johnn at February 12, 2007 09:16 PM

Ronnie, OMG! While listening to your rant about Jai, I was at work. Your voice is so clear and loud, I was afraid someone was hearing you. Yes, I was wearing earphones, but I became delusional and felt like you right next to me. You got me so enthralled, I felt like my ears were blowing smoke. Great job, everyone! Bi!

Said by: td9295 at February 12, 2007 10:34 PM

All I have to say is thank God it was still a bit too chilly for folks to be out when I was walking home last night. I'm pretty sure I would have gotten some strange looks for laughing so loud and so long.

F*ck you, Gyro! ;)

Said by: Anna at February 13, 2007 10:24 AM

Wow - I coulda sworn that Ronnie's rant lasted me the whole way home - hell hath no fury like a BMW scorned! :-))
Speaking of scorn: Mark, I threatened you last year that I would send this in again around valentine and I am as good as my threat. Might make some FOF listener a good-n-bitchy valentine's day card:

Breaking up is fun to do
Not always - but it is with you!

Once upon a little while
In a state they call Denial
Lived together you and me
Happily pretending we
Were fitting like a hand and glove
Well, I've got news for you, my love
We fit like eyes and cataract
We fit like Howard Stern and tact
You're messy, smelly, dumb and weak
How could I ever love you, freak!?
You call me names, you cheat and lie
Why don't you just fuck off and DIE!

I tried só hard to tolerate
The things about you that I hate
Because you looked so gosh-darn cute
But now my hormones have gone mute
And I see you as others do
Go pack your things, because we're through!
You're out of time
You're out of luck
So BITE ME!
For you truly SUCK!
...
But could you call me friday night?
'Cause in the sack we are só right!...

Said by: Steven (Amsterdam) at February 13, 2007 12:15 PM

I laughed out loud - unfortunately I was on a very crowded train on the way to work and get some very strange looks! When are you coming to London???!!! (UK, that is...)

Said by: Andrew at February 13, 2007 12:55 PM

During Ronnie's rant over "what's his name...Jai Rodriguez," I was actually buckled over with laughter...*thisclose* to tears. I'm sure my co-workers thought I was nuts.

Congrats on a hysterical podcast!

Said by: Corey at February 13, 2007 05:46 PM

this was a instant classic Miss Ronnie episode..had me rollin! love you guys. but i am sad to see Queer Eye go..but that Preston on What Not To Wear is my new Gay Cable Husband (don't even start with me, he is SO obvious). too bad i dont have my apartment anymore, i'd let Ted, Kyan and Carson sleep on my couch.

Said by: raequel at February 15, 2007 11:57 AM

Miss Ronnie, your rant on Jai Rodriguez was fantastic!

Laughing until I was crying, girl beautiful.

Greetings from Barbados!

Said by: Stephen at February 18, 2007 02:26 PM

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