FOF #504 - Just Kidding - 04.03.07

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Happy April Fools!
We were just kidding! Technically we posted the show at 11pm central time. Put down the gun, Amanda Steinstein didn't really leave the show for some lucrative deal.

For the time being she's stuck with us. But the outpouring of sentiment and love for our voluptuous violet venus has been moving. Amanda is great and we love her! Never take anything you love for granted.

Today's show begins with a surprise phone call from a famous drag queen who is hanging up her wig in order to pursue his dreams of being a QVC spokesperson. I did not see this one coming.

Join Amanda, Marc and me, Fausto as we talk about the controversial solid dark chocolate Jesus who happens to be anatomically correct. Yeow! Now you can consume the body of Christ with a delicious chocolate aftertaste.

The sad tale of the lovesick swan continues as Berlin zookeepers take care of our lil' friend across the pond who has fallen in love with a giant version of himself. What are the plusses and minuses of dating really tall or short people? I've personally dated tall basketball players and short gymnasts, people who are on the extremes with regards to height. It's not really that big (or small) of a deal.

Check out the entries of the Feast of Fools Family Photoshop Contest as we deliberate about who should win on the show. We picked this one and that one as the winners. Congratulations Nicola and Jae! Everyone gets a FREE Feast of Fools "Best of 2005-2006" DVD. Make sure to email us your address so we can send you your prize.

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Oh you Amanda, getting us so worked up, but now you know just how much we love you.

Said by: Jonathan at April 3, 2007 12:40 AM

You really got me this time, I spent the whole day yesterday being sad for Amanda departure from the show, don't you EVER do something like this again.

Said by: Stefano - Italy at April 3, 2007 12:40 AM

MAN - you had me going there all afternoon. Well scripted and nicely played!

Eric in Seattle-ish

Said by: Eric in Seattle-ish at April 3, 2007 12:43 AM

Yeah Amanda is like one of those rashes you can't get rid of but you love to scratch.

Said by: Jonathan at April 3, 2007 12:49 AM

That was awful awful awful. I was moved to tears by Amanda's crocodile tears. I still love you guys but this prank was really mean :(

Said by: Bully at April 3, 2007 01:01 AM

Oh you BITCHES! You totally had me! I was even watching the new Doctor Who last night and thinking 'I'll never hear Amanda's thoughts on David Tennant, or anything else for that matter. . ." and getting sad all over again!

Haven't listened to the show yet, but as to dating tall people--I'm 5'3 and dated a guy for years who was 6'3. Only downside: when your naughty bits are lined up, it's impossible for your faces to be anywhere near each other.

Said by: Sarah in London at April 3, 2007 01:37 AM

You mean I got worked up over nothing!!! I hate you guys! J/k I still love you.

I have some important news to share with you guys. I just fround out from a Lesbian couple that you can get legally married in international waters. So if you ever go on a cruse you can have the captian or a priest legally marry you.

Ok thats all I needed to say. Please don't scare me like that again....I almost cried over Amanda leaving

Said by: Kate at April 3, 2007 02:01 AM

Why you...?!!! *chuckles* excellent prank, guys! :D! *chains Amanda to Marc and Fausto* you aint going anywhere now, Missy! :D Love to everyone xxx

Said by: meshaped at April 3, 2007 02:12 AM

OK I haven't listened to the show yet, but ....

YOU BITCHES!!!!! :)

That was the BEST April Fools joke EVER. Amanda, you deserve an Emmy, a Tony and an Oscar for that performance. Honestly. You were that convincing. I still love you though. Every word I said was true.

The old saying fits well here-- you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. But at least Amanda is staying.. YAY! :)

Said by: RcktMan at April 3, 2007 02:40 AM

Guys and Gals: You really make me take a plane so I can be at the next meet&greet with you - a meet&greet that involves whacking your asses with a two-by-four. You sure deserve it because you are one of a kind...

Said by: Mr Noyes at April 3, 2007 03:02 AM

You know, I was listening to it and I was thinking... this has to be an April Fools joke then I realized *today* isn't April Fools Day. (OK, technically it was yesterday.)

It's awesome that it's not real though. Amanda is still awesome. I was starting to feel bad b/c I didn't keep in touch.

But I learned an important lesson and that was enough. :)

Said by: Ben at April 3, 2007 03:16 AM

You know you wrong.... Instead of getting uplifting my mood to my otherwise depressing existence at work that I usually get after listening to you guys. It was kind of a let down by the end of the show -- so I didn't get my daily fix of "happy". So, I end up being a bit punchy the entire day. :-)

I suppose, we are fools after all....

Anyways, glad to hear we will still be able to listen to Amanda on the FOF. Who cares about Marc & Fausto? We love you Amanda!

Just kiddin'. We love you all!

Said by: LL at April 3, 2007 03:45 AM

Yeah see..... not kool.

You don't create a joke of any sort that makes people sad and upset and then leave them that way for a whole day before you fess up.

uncool Fausto/Marc

Said by: mike hipp at April 3, 2007 04:42 AM

Oh you are SO gonna be zapped for that one!

Wait.... IML is just around the corner!

Well, it was a good one guys! Next time, try to sound like you were sorry to see Amanda go!

Keep it kinky!~
Buzz

Said by: Buzz at April 3, 2007 05:30 AM

Im so glad that Amanda isnt leaving. I am very gullible and had made it through the day proud that no-one had gotten me. Then I fell for your prank.

Havung grown up near that "college town' that her parents live in, Amanda always reminds me of home. I love you all but would really miss Amanda if she were to leave.

Mean trick!

Said by: Boston Bob at April 3, 2007 05:54 AM

...just listened to the "prank" show again...and good god Amanda's a stunning actress!

Said by: meshaped at April 3, 2007 06:09 AM

Not... even... funny....

Said by: Ben Franks at April 3, 2007 06:20 AM

My favorite bit ever! Lady Bunny on the phone, that's an instant, priceless classic. Oh, and don't do any more April Fools jokes on April 2. Somehow, it's just not as "funny" when it's on the wrong day.

: )

-jason

Said by: Jason at April 3, 2007 06:37 AM

I'm just glad Amanda isn't leaving.

Said by: George at April 3, 2007 06:56 AM

Who's gonna tell Miss Ronnie she cannot have the extra shifts on the FOF. I know she was looking forward to having Amanda out of the way so she could take over.....

Said by: Mike Hunt at April 3, 2007 07:03 AM

Good one guys. I haven't fallen for an April Fools joke in years. I should have listened to Fausto's mom. She knew what was going on. Mother always knows best. And Amanda, you should leaves these guys for Hollywood.
Love you still,
Cliff Dix

Said by: Cliff Dix(from Atlanta) at April 3, 2007 08:19 AM

i'm laughing on the inside!!! nooo i wasn't crying......


Said by: Xiomara at April 3, 2007 08:47 AM

Why is anyone blaming Fausto or Marc for Amanda's prank? I don't get it.

As a straight guy who enjoys my "Gay Fun Show" Feast of Fools is one of the best podcasts out there.

Who makes this show happen? Who finds these wacky divas?

I love Amanda Steinstein, but I also love the variety that the FOF is. I wouldn't want 5 days a week of anyone unless it's Marc and Fausto.

Welcome back Amanda!

Said by: Gary in San Francisco at April 3, 2007 08:47 AM

YOU. WILL. BURN. IN. HELL.
but i love you guys anyway! :-D
never been so happy to be on the receiving end of a (mean, horrible, tasteless, manipulative) prank! glad you're staying amanda!!!

Said by: patrick from the philippines at April 3, 2007 09:18 AM

Nope, FOF=Heaven.

Said by: Gary in San Francisco at April 3, 2007 09:30 AM

Many thanks to those of you who included me in your photo-shopped images of the FOF gang! I'm very touched, both literally and emotionally! BTW that #2 winner is based on "The Allegory of Spring" by Alessandro Boticelli, the 15th century Florentine painter who is also famous for "The Birth of Venus". Check the original versions of them out online! They're wonderful! LOVE to all of you wonderful listeners and CREATORS inspired by FOF! MUA!

Said by: Patricia Fernós at April 3, 2007 10:12 AM

I was in bed listening to yesterday's show and was crying hysterically! It just goes to show I get into it far too much. I need to wein myself off the FOF, maybe I should be in rehab for being sassafracted?

I can't believe you cheeky pair got me so good! I even told my Mum about it and SHE was pleased for Amanda too!

Even though I'm shocked, I'm more glad she's staying, yesterdays was one of the best FOF ever...with even your Mum chiming in on the myths!

Love u all, especially your Mum!

x

Said by: Gary C at April 3, 2007 10:32 AM

AAARRRGGGG!!!! you huys had me fooled! i was almost in tears!!! o man... you guys still rock, and for all of the agents of famous people looking at these comments... THIS SHOW IS AWESOME

Said by: Nick at April 3, 2007 10:34 AM

Gurl, Don't F..K with my emotions. That was just plain rude. GLAD it was just a joke. Love You.


Your Grouppie - Maciek

Said by: Maciek at April 3, 2007 11:01 AM

OMG!! Y'ALL HAD ME IN TEARS!! U BITCHES!

Said by: G at April 3, 2007 11:22 AM

Dear Friends...

I had no idea this joke would have such far-reaching consequences. I know we have some dedicated fans, but I didn't think we could inspire tears (even tears of laughter).

Seriously, I didn't think anyone would believe me. Take that Mr. Warthen, my high school drama teacher!

I'm a Pisces...we don't do clean breaks like that. If I were leaving, I'd show up less and less and lowly fade away and you'd never notice I was gone.

I love you all, I really do, and it broke my heart yesterday to read all the kind wishes for a future that I totally invented inside my tiny little brain.

April Fool's Day is my second favorite holiday, but the worst I've ever done was to convince my mom I was at the airport for a surprise visit. I also liked the anti-fool, where I would bring a bag jelly beans to school or work and offer them to people with absolutely no fooling involved, but everyone assumed it was a trick so I'd end up with a bag still full of jelly beans at the end of the day.

You guys ate up all my jelly beans.

So for all of you who wished me well and actually believed that a shrill bitch like me could get her own show...blessings. I'm very lucky to be on the Feast of Fools whenever Fausto and Marc will have me, and I plan to keep showing up until they kick me out.

Love,
Amanda

Said by: Amanda Steinstein at April 3, 2007 12:02 PM

The painting from Jae Cho's photo is indeed Boticelli's Primavera (Springtime).

The fruit-picking guy is actually Mercury, who is said to be modeled after Lorenzo di Medici. To his right are the Three Graces (Aglaea, Euphrosyne & Thalia) dancing a rondel. The center figure is Venus, goddess of love. Above her is Cupid, & scattering flowers to her right stands Flora, the goddess of Spring. Green branches sprouting from her mouth, the nymph Chloris is persued by Zephyr, the gentle god of West Wind & Bringer of Spring.

Said by: Pak at April 3, 2007 01:13 PM

I admit it, you got me. Perhaps that's because YESTERDAY WAS NOT APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS THE 2ND! But, well played FOF, well played. Amanda, very moving performance. I'm sorry you don't have a fabulous new job, but glad to hear you're still a part of the show. Thanks for shaking things up.

Said by: Christopher Hamilton at April 3, 2007 01:40 PM

OMG, ok.... yeah, sitting here 04.03, catching up on FoF. My sissy ass tears up and immediatly comes here to say my farewell and I see THE ONE with a huge ass smile on her face.

you fucking fuckers.

On April fools I managed to skillfully avoid all of the AFD hoaxes, *nothing* got through.

Ok, enough of the spanking. Thank you very much for the prank, it really gave me the jolt I needed today. Well executed and now a classic in my list!! Only thing is, can you do it again next year? :-P Dont worry, we still love you all, I promise!!

Grande love and props to acting skills and yet another awesome show

Said by: Dakota at April 3, 2007 02:41 PM

You Bitch!!!. Ha Ha. wow i really fell for that. the funny thing is, i didnt fall for any other prank this april fools and i was kinda let down, you guys made my day.. even though i was really sad during yesterday show. too funny. great job guys. keep em' comin'

Said by: Ben Consoli at April 3, 2007 02:52 PM

Clever...very clever y'all. Time to bring out the attack dogs for retribution!

pupDon, ATTACK!!!

Oh, wait...he'll just lick you to death. :)

Said by: Jason at April 3, 2007 03:32 PM

ohhhhhhh... >_> you guys are so evil.

after i commented the other day i notcied other pepole thinking it could be April Fools.. but since it wasn't posted on April 1rst...and Amanda's crying was PRETTY DAMNED CONVINCING...i thought it was for reals... tho.. Fausto and Mark didn't act it out very well..you guys didn't seem as upset as i thought you would be to hear the bad news.

but for some reason i'm not pissed. maybe if you guy had made me cry.. (cos i was about to when Amanda started "crying") i would be pissed but yea. you guys pulled a nasty well-planned trick!

but i'm very glad Amanda is here to stay... FOF wouldn't have been the same without her!

Said by: Chickengirl at April 3, 2007 03:48 PM

For everyone that says it wasn't on April 1st; the show was posted on 2007-04-01 at 23:51:08. We even talk about how it's the "Feast of Fools" Holiday and its origin.

For those that criticize my acting ability by saying I don't sound upset enough-I honestly wouldn't be upset if Amanda left the show to pursue "bigger" things. I'd be happy for her if she moving forward in her career and trying new things. If she were leaving because she wanted to watch more tv, that would upset me.

Amanda gets what we do here and has a lot of respect for it. What makes me upset is people that don't get it, don't want to participate or just plain disregard it.

Said by: Marc at April 3, 2007 04:58 PM

I love you guys

Said by: jimmy at April 3, 2007 06:29 PM

good one!

Said by: bryan at April 3, 2007 08:48 PM

OMG! I just listened to the show today at lunch, and I was all "WTF?!?"..... happy that Amanda was going to get $$$ for doing her own show but sad that she was leaving us.
Well played FOF! Well played!!!

You really giot me!
LOL

Great show!!!! (as always!)

Said by: Dave in Tampa at April 3, 2007 09:18 PM

OH MY GOD!!! you guys killed meeee!!!
gosh you made me cry for real, i just loove amanda. her crying was soooo real! I kinda wish I was like her, I would loove to have a voice like hers, like seriously I listen to her everyday and practice my amanda voice/expressions. anyways, you guys are all three of you sooo fuckin hot.

anyways, this is my first time postin something here. I just gotta say I LOOOOVE your show, i listen to it everyday (kinda like an obsession for me now) and I want you guys to know that your show has reached the tropical exotic lands of central america (el salvador, if being more specific is necessary). im not sure if Im the only guy who's listening to your show here (I honestly dont think Im the only one)

ok i have to go for now, will write back for sure
bye! xoxo luv you guys
PS: PLEEEEEASEEEE have amanda on the show more often

Said by: Nelson at April 3, 2007 11:57 PM

i hate you, wait no i still love you.

you tell vmarr that if a bitch needs a bucket of chicken she just needs to call this bitch

Said by: Destroyer of Worlds at April 4, 2007 12:02 AM

Hey there Amanda,

You're a naughty minx, indeed. But you're so good at it so hey......good stuff.

Thanks for a good show. Fausto and Marc, we've got to say Thank You for ending with The Wet Spots. That song is so delightfully wicked. Got onto iTunes today and bought some of their work. Of course.....accessed it through Feast of Fools as that is the right thing to do.

Sending you guys big hugs and kisses.

Mel and Shaun in Brisbane Australia

Said by: Mel and Shaun at April 4, 2007 04:55 AM

Loved the show although we figured it had to be a prank i still had a little twinge in the back of my head worred that amanda was leaving. anyways we have been listening to the show for over a year now and this is the first time posting. WE LOVE THE SHOW!. Sirius, Radio, and other podcasts do not compare you guys are so far ahead of everything else. We got Sirius for X-mas last year and we were so excited for the "gay station" GOD it is horrible! FOF has spolied us a bit with making gay content that is so great. Thank you for making our drive to work every day filled with humor and joy.

Said by: Aaron & Tony at April 4, 2007 05:45 AM

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda...

I am glad you are still with the show..I actually shed tears on the train when I thought you were gone.

Now I am all smiles.....

Said by: JP at April 4, 2007 07:13 AM

Oh No You Didn't!! Lol.

The Amanda Fools joke was too funny. I will say Fausto that you and Marc were not really very convinicing. I smelled a joke in the April Fool's show. But Amanda was so convincing - tears and all - that I bought into it.

Amanda darhling, you should be in movies. But i'm glad you're still with us.

Peace

Drew

Said by: PoloDrew at April 4, 2007 07:21 AM

Well guys. VERY well played.

And for anyone complaining about Fausto's acting (I think it was Fausto not Marc who said he got complaints) - it was actually Fausto that convinced me. He actually had me believing he was at a loss for words (and really how often does that happen ;-)

(Love you Fausto!)

And Amanda - you did a great job. You really fooled me. And I honestly didn't know how I attached I have become to all of you until that episode brought me to a complete stand-still. And I do believe you have what it takes to get a deal like that - for sure.

I actually talked to several people yesterday about how successful you'd become - people who don't listen to FOF (yet)!

But please at least wait until next year before you stress me out again :-)

Love you all,
Teo from Toronto

Said by: teofilo at April 4, 2007 07:55 AM

Oh you guys suck! I was really sad. I would totally miss all the jewness. I have to admit Amanda you are a real good actress. I can't wait til the black shirts come out. Better save up some money. Great show as always.

Said by: Bryan from L.A. at April 4, 2007 04:26 PM

Harsh -- I couldn't sleep all night worrying about losing Amanda to the corporate hegemon!! Bytchez.... But I guess we deserved it.

Said by: Shrympi Scampers at April 4, 2007 06:38 PM

First thought was, "Bummer, I realy, realy like Amanda!"
Second thought was, "Good for her!"
Final thought was, "Wait, I don't believe it!"
Glad to see my final thought was right.
Good ones guys, had me for a second, but only for a second.

Said by: Andy in Brookville at April 4, 2007 08:38 PM

Well I feel stupid for falling for that prank.

Speaking of pranks, that order I made for a T-shirt the other day...

:P

Said by: Corey at April 4, 2007 11:10 PM

Good prank but I was sad cause once one of you leave it wouldn't be the same.

Black T-Shirts thou WOOOO!!!! I'm getting 5

Said by: Andrew from AZ at April 5, 2007 12:47 AM

Well guys you had me, and then I came to post a comment!!!

Very well done indeed. Amanda, you had me totally fooled. And as much as it would be wonderful if you became a mega-star, boy I'd miss you so much on FoF.

So carry on making us smile, you proven you can pull out the tears too.

Love you all

Paul UK

Said by: Paul Bullock at April 5, 2007 03:08 AM

Guys! You really got me this time! I almost cryed when she told she was leaving. I just though "Who's next? My beloved Miss Ronnie???" Oh God! uffs! That was mean!
hheheheh! But funny!

Said by: Renata at April 5, 2007 08:15 AM

I was not completely convinced, once I realized it had been April Fools Day when this episode was posted, but I thought I'd play along, just in case.

Great joke, and such a fiendishly clever way to play with people's feelings. LOL

Just so you know, Amanda, if you ever decide to leave the show, I will personally lead a vigilante group to bodily drag you back to the apartment. I went through Ronnie withdrawal once, and I just can't handle the idea of going through that again.

Or, now that I think of it, I could send some real Dahleks to you...

Let's just not think of leaving again, ok??? ;-)

Said by: David at April 5, 2007 09:15 AM

Damn you all!!! :)

Said by: Dick at April 5, 2007 06:27 PM

Lady Bunny on QVC...that's the second funniest FOF bit of all time, right behind Miss Ronnie's tale of domestic violence.

Thanks for the GREAT SHOW and for keeping it so fresh. Love to Amanda, glad you're not leaving!!!

Said by: Young at April 6, 2007 08:51 AM

The Lady Bunny bit was priceless, I replayed it about 10 times. Laughed till my sides hurt.
Have been a listener for almost a year now and I enjoy every episode.

Said by: Andrew at April 6, 2007 07:14 PM

I'm really behind in listening to feast of fools (well and all my podcasts really) but I'm so glad yall were just kidding cause Amanda is one of my favorite personalities. You all have something special you bring to every show.

Said by: Phoenix at April 8, 2007 01:34 AM

OMG?! You got me badly! How could you Amanda? I was so sad when you said you left but I felt it was better that you were making your way in the world..

Aww well, nice to have you back. Hugs and kisses to you Marc & Fausto!

Said by: Al at April 9, 2007 04:01 PM

OMG, i was listening to the feast of fools episode 503. I loved the show, it was amazing. i was working at the time and i was cleaning something when amanda announced that she was leaving. MY ipod fell out of my hand, i had to rewind it several times in order to make sure that she wa saying the truth. I was horrified. a feast of fools without amanda? its a crime. my heart beat faster and faster, i was sooo depressed, im not even joking. i heard her crying and i believed it all. i was so horrified i wanted to start crying myself. however i started listening to the next show on my ipod, and sure enough the title just kidding and the picture of amanda cheered up my day and made me love her even more. the feast of fools wouldnt be what it is without all of you guys. i effing love you and if any of you leave I will hunt you down, stick you to a chair and strap a microphone to you. i love you guys and keep on dooing. next paycheck i'm gonna share some money through paypals. i love you!!!! oh and i want to fuck sal-e, please tell him that. lol

Said by: Oscar tavera at April 13, 2007 03:29 PM

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