You TOO can write to the Pope!

His email is benedictxvi@vatican.va
(This isn't a joke)

Write him a letter and tell him how you feel, see what he says!
Here's mine:

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Hi there Benedict XVI-
I live in the Windy City of Chicago, IL in the United States, a country whose War in Iraq was denounced by your predecessor John Paul II as immoral. But enough about him. My letter is to you.

I am wondering, why do you dislike gay people so much? To call a person like me "objectively disordered" is sort of mean, isn't it? To be honest, I've said some pretty cruel things about you behind your back, but then again I don't really know you. I don't know what I would have done if I had been forced to be in the Hitler Youth movement when I was a small kid. I don't really know you as a person, so all my criticisms of you are purely political, not personal.

To be honest your highness, I'm a little jealous of you. (I'm admitting the sin of jealously)

I want live with just one man, while you get to live with hundreds. I want to wear fabulous gowns and be adored by thousands of people, just like you are. I want to have my personal needs attended to by chaste young men just like your predecessor had before him, just like you will. Can ordinary people become the Pope? Can there be more than one Pope at a time?

You and I even have the same birthday, April 16th! Is that a coincidence or what? What do you think about starting your own podcast show, or weblog? I bet it would be very popular.

Do you watch any television shows? My favorite is the Simpsons. Just curious to know what you do in your free time when you aren't smiling in your beautiful gown, kneeling before God, or trying to stop gays from getting legally married in Spain.

Sincerely, your furry blue pal
Fausto Fernos

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