Rick, you never told me…did your mom like the stuff from Bloodbath & Beyond?

That truck we saw hauling around a menorah and blasting klezmer music was from Chabbad, which is as close as Jewish people get to evangelical. I guess a few cities have them. I find it’s just a nice relief from all the damn evergreens ‘n red bows.

PS: Yesterday I worked with a guy who was an intern on the Jerry Springer show several years ago. He assured me that every single bit of those stories is fake. The *actors* may indeed come from trailer parks in Greater Metropolitan Nowhere, but they are given names and stories by the producers.

PPS: I don’t need gold flake pills because I fart stardust.

My comment is all about the gold pills….supposed to make your shit sparkle? SPARKLE?! What if you have Diarehea? I am not a big gold person, is there anyway I could get some silver, or a nice copper?

Does this make anyone think of their youth, when your pet dog ate your crayons, and the dogs shit looked like a “Jimmy Hendrix Technicolor Nightmare,” just the first thing I thought of listening to it.

Sorry for the late reply to the show, WI boy is filming in warm FL. I can’t wait to get back to my snowy paradise!!

Where did you get the news about this toilet paper in Poland? How come I haven’t heard of that?

love yas!!!

Yesterday Al Gore made an awsome speech for the nobel prize so to borrow a bit from him, “Too many of the [Feast of Fools Fans] are still best described in the words Winston Churchill applied to those who ignored Adolf Hitler’s threat: “They go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all powerful to be impotent.” OK OK if you don’t follow this means all the other bloggers are Hitler, and if we ignore their threat, global calamity will ensure……or Fausto will lose, which is way worse.

So Today we must all stand up and be counted in tribute to all the countless hours of work that Fausto, Marc, Bomba Atomica, Amanda, Sal-E and all the rest have dedicated to US, the fans.

“We have everything we need to get started, save perhaps political will, but political will is a renewable resource. So let us renew it, and say together: “We have a purpose. We are many. For this purpose we will rise, and we will act.” — Al Gore

A-Woman, I say, AAA-Woman

No wonder everyone avoids my desk. Oh, and now I’m craving Taco Bell AND marzipan.

Can you really swallow those gold pills ? Don they harm your health ?

Anyone who is still looking for a Christmas present ? On the same site I found a golden vibrator, named ” Little Golden Fu*k Design.
https://www.citizen-citizen.com/defaultsecure.aspx?id=162&type=item

I’ve never been to a taping of J.S. but, I’ve often thought that the silkwood shower was definitely part of the process. They should install a decon unit for use by audience members as you exit.

Oh! and if you do go with the glitter caps for poo, you can call them, “Designer Doo Drops”… maybe not. It sounded better in my head…

Cliff- a big Menorah? Wow! We have limo’s here in Indianoplace with chicken heads on the hood, dancing pigs and ckaes on the roofs but no Menorahs.

I hope this notion doesn’t hit the gay community. I don’t think I want to see a Mr. Bendo in Leather Strapped to someones car going down the street… or maybe I do.

Thanks again for a great show!

Reading Cliff’s Hanukkah menorah on the roof of the car story– I have an Amanda story to share! Last year Amanda and I went Christmas shopping together — it’s true! We parked the car and hit a few stores and got it all done in no time flat. We totally power shopped. We rock that way. Anyway, at one point this car or station wagon drove by– NO it was a pickup truck, and it had this huge menorah in the back and it had speakers playing Hanukkah carols. Amanda shrieked “OH look! it’s the Menorah Truck! HEYYYYYY!!!!!” and waved at it as it went by. Then we got dinner at a Thai restaurant.

It was fun!!!!

When I was a kid a guy would sell ice cones from his truck. If you ate a grape, you would poop purple.

One more thing, when Amanda was talking about Hannakuah, a car passed by me with a huge menorah on its roof. Quite weird. I was also fortuante to receive an Amanda Steinstein hug this summer and I can tell you that would make a fantastic Xmas present.